The Diablo Picante vagina-shaped bottle opener is a working opener that stands upright on its own, finished in a tan skin tone. It is about 12 cm long, light enough to drop in a bag, and exists for one reason: to get a laugh at a hen night, a birthday or a stag do the moment someone reaches for a beer.
What it is and how it works
Diablo Picante is a Spanish brand that makes party novelties for adult celebrations, and this is one of its simplest pieces. The body is molded in the shape its name describes, with a flat base so it stands on the table as a centerpiece between rounds. The opening edge is at the top; hook it under a crown cap and lever it off like any bar opener. It measures roughly 120 × 40 × 20 mm and weighs around 40 grams, so it travels well and survives being passed around a crowded table.
There is nothing subtle about it, which is the point. It is the sort of gift that gets photographed before it gets used, and then used all night.
Good for
- Hen nights and bachelorette weekends, as a table favor or a gift for the bride
- Stag parties and milestone birthdays
- Secret Santa and office draws where the group has a sense of humor
- Padding out a larger gift box with something small and silly
Details
- Brand: Diablo Picante
- Type: novelty bottle opener, free-standing
- Finish: tan skin tone (listed as “mulatto” by the maker)
- Size: about 120 × 40 × 20 mm, 40 g
- Opens standard crown-cap bottles
Delivery is discreet: the parcel shows Amorexa as the sender and does not name what is inside, so the surprise stays a surprise until the party.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does the vagina-shaped bottle opener really open bottles?
Yes. The opening edge sits at the top of the molded body and works on standard crown caps the same way a bar opener does. The flat base lets it stand upright on the table between uses.
How big is it?
About 120 mm long, 40 mm wide and 20 mm deep, and roughly 40 grams. It fits in a clutch bag or a jacket pocket, which is why it tends to come along to the bar after the pre-drinks.
What is the “mulatto” finish?
That is the maker’s name for the tan skin-tone color of this version. Diablo Picante produces the same opener in a natural tone, a black and gold finish and a random color version, plus a penis-shaped opener for the stag side of the family; this listing is the tan one shown in the photos.
Is it a sensible hen night gift?
It is one of the cheapest items in our party range and one of the most photographed. If the group laughs at that sort of thing, it earns its place in the gift bag; if the bride is easily embarrassed, pair it with something she will actually keep.
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